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By Skip Lagged In a move that has left both aviation and municipal analysts scratching their heads, Spirit Airlines has announced the...

By Buck Rivers Local real estate agent Kelly Dawson is considering a career change—possibly something less stressful, like lion...

By Phil Burrows Punxsutawney Phil emerged from his burrow today, took one look at the state of the world, and immediately called for six...

By Paige Turner In a shocking yet completely believable move, the U.S. government has announced plans to outlaw all satire websites ,...

By Dusty Circuit  A new study finds that a majority of Americans long for the simpler times when robots had one job—cleaning up...

By Hugh Jass In a groundbreaking study that the GOP will probably refuse to read, psychologists have revealed that the use of certain...

By Rick O’Shea | The Daily Throb The American highway system is about to get a lot more expensive, and there’s nothing you can do about...

By Jenna Rater A 13-year-old tech prodigy has successfully outsourced all parent-child communication to artificial intelligence, allowing...

By Chip Hertz In a groundbreaking moment for the music industry, AI-generated artist SynthG0d_3000 has announced a highly anticipated...

By The Houston Throb Staff In a shocking twist, Houstonians are once again blaming their traffic woes on newcomers, despite decades of...

By Wade Waters In an unprecedented move, lawmakers have passed legislation allowing inner-city families to use any neighborhood pool, a...

By Chase Dashmore In a landmark ruling that is sure to shake the foundation of law enforcement, the Supreme Court has determined that...

By Cole Slawson In a move that has left the nation both bewildered and bemused, President Donald Trump announced today that Wesley...

By Sue Flay In a move that’s left both political pundits and culinary critics scratching their heads—and possibly sharpening their...

By Cliff Notz A groundbreaking new study—one that you definitely don’t need to read past this sentence to fully understand—has confirmed...

By Chip T. Wallet HOUSTON, TX – In a groundbreaking move that economists are calling “either revolutionary or completely unnecessary,”...

By Paige Turner In a shocking historical revelation, a previously missing page from the U.S. Constitution’s amendments has surfaced, and...

By Chase Register Shoppers across the country are reporting a new, baffling addition to their self-checkout experience: the option to...

By Moe Dairyman In a landslide victory, yogurt has been officially crowned America’s favorite food to purchase with the best of...

By Ale Xander In a bold and slightly baffling move, Houston’s own Space City Brewery has unveiled its newest creation, “Scorcher,” a beer...