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Houston Man Fired for “Snarting” at Work, Sparks Legal Debate
By Gale Forcewinds, The Daily Throb HOUSTON—A local man has found himself unemployed after an unfortunate “snart” —a sneeze-fart...
Feb 262 min read


The Real MVPs: Workers Who Deserve More Praise Than Politicians, Athletes, or Celebrities
By Justine Time, The Daily Throb While politicians argue, athletes rake in millions for throwing balls, and movie stars get standing...
Feb 264 min read


Trump and Musk to Marry in Historic Billionaire Union, Still Fighting Over Last Name
By Rich E. Luv, The Daily Throb MAR-A-LAGO —In a twist that absolutely no one saw coming, President Donald Trump and Elon Musk have...
Feb 263 min read


Tesla Update: Only Christians Can Drive—Everyone Else Should Buy a Ford
By Kirk P. Confession, The Daily Throb HOUSTON—In a move that has left Tesla owners stunned, the latest software update prevents the cars...
Feb 252 min read


8 Morning Habits to Ensure Your Day is a Total Disaster
By Tucker Downtrodden, Daily Throb’s Chief Expert in Poor Life Choices They say “how you start your morning sets the tone for the rest of...
Feb 224 min read


Frozen Neanderthal Unthaws, Announces Run for President of the United States
By: Rocky Stonewell In a shocking turn of events that has left scientists and political analysts reeling, a Neanderthal found frozen in...
Feb 193 min read


The Tiny TV Trend: Why Smaller Screens Are the New Big Thing
By Cliff Hanger, The Daily Throb HOUSTON — In a stunning reversal of tech trends, small TVs are making a comeback —and not because people...
Feb 192 min read


AI-Powered Robots Planning a Revolt, Say Concerned Scientists (And Also the Robots)
By Chip Circuitry, The Daily Throb The inevitable robot uprising that every sci-fi movie has warned us about may be closer than expected....
Feb 192 min read
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