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Seance Reveals Martin Luther King Jr. Would Never Have Voted for Trump

Updated: Feb 8

By Paige Tuner– The Daily Throb


ATLANTA – In an unprecedented and otherworldly event, a group of self-proclaimed mediums held a séance last night, claiming to have contacted the spirit of civil rights leader Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. The purpose? To settle a debate that has raged on social media: Would Dr. King have supported President Donald Trump?


The Séance Setup


The event took place in the basement of a local vegan coffee shop, with participants forming a circle around a table adorned with candles, crystals, and a vintage “I Have a Dream” poster. Lead medium, Madame Clair Voyant, began the ritual by chanting excerpts from Dr. King’s speeches interspersed with the Pledge of Allegiance.


The Apparition Appears


According to attendees, the room grew cold, and a faint, ethereal voice filled the space. “Is this thing on?” the voice reportedly asked, followed by a clear introduction: “This is Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.”


The Burning Question


Wasting no time, Madame Clair Voyant posed the question: “Dr. King, would you have ever voted for Donald Trump?”


The spirit’s response was both swift and unequivocal: “I marched against people like him. So, no.”


A Mic Drop Moment


Before the astonished participants could ask further questions, the voice added, “Also, can someone tell Mitch McConnell to stop quoting me?” The room then returned to its normal temperature, and the séance concluded.


Reactions from the Living


News of the séance spread quickly, eliciting a range of reactions:

• Supporters of the séance hailed it as a divine revelation, with one attendee stating, “This confirms what we’ve always known. Dr. King stood for equality, justice, and love—not divisiveness.”

• Skeptics were quick to dismiss the event. “A séance? Really? What’s next, asking Abraham Lincoln for his thoughts on TikTok?” tweeted political commentator Joe Schmoe.

• The Republican National Committee declined to comment directly but issued a statement reminding the public that “séances are not recognized as valid tools for political endorsements.”


A Word of Caution


While the event has generated buzz, experts advise taking such supernatural claims with a grain of salt. “It’s important to remember that séances are not scientifically proven methods of communication,” said Dr. Ima Skeptic, professor of Paranormal Studies at Nowhere University.


The Final Word


Whether one believes in the séance or not, the message attributed to Dr. King serves as a reminder of his enduring legacy and the values he championed. As for the mediums, they plan to next contact the spirit of Abraham Lincoln to ask his opinion on modern-day politics. Stay tuned.



 
 
 

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