Chick-fil-A Announces Surprise ‘Pride Week’ Celebration—In February
- Chip Whetstone
- Jan 29
- 1 min read
By Cole Slawson
In a shocking turn of events, Chick-fil-A has announced it will celebrate Pride Week during the last week of February, a move that has left customers confused, critics stunned, and corporate PR teams sweating.
“We realized the best way to show our support was to do it on our own terms,” said spokesperson Patty Fil-A. “February is a short month, and, you know, baby steps.”
The celebration will feature rainbow-themed food wrappers, a limited-edition “Equality Meal” (a chicken sandwich that’s “exactly the same” as usual but served with a complimentary rainbow flag), and a special edition “Love Is Love” Frosted Lemonade—now in all the colors of the rainbow.
Perhaps most surprising, the brand’s iconic cow mascot will be fully decked out in Pride gear, waving a sign that reads, “Eet Mor Love.”
Despite the announcement, some customers remain skeptical. “Feels like they’re trying to please everyone while still keeping a foot in the past,” said one regular. “But hey, free ice cream is free ice cream.”
When asked if the celebration would return in June, a corporate representative quickly changed the subject, citing an “urgent need” to restock waffle fries.
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