Study Confirms: Waitresses Just Want to Make a Living, Not Hear Your Creepy Comments

By Tippi Well – The Daily Throb

HOUSTON – Groundbreaking new research has confirmed what waitresses at bars and restaurants have known for decades: They are there to work, not to entertain unsolicited advances from men who mistake basic human decency for flirtation.

A Shocking Revelation for Some

The study, conducted by the Institute for Basic Social Skills, found that 100% of waitresses prefer tips over unwanted “compliments” about their appearance and that saying “smile more” has never, in the history of the universe, resulted in a woman feeling better about her day.

“It’s truly mind-blowing,” said lead researcher Dr. Anita Boundaries. “Some men actually believe that if a waitress is nice to them, it must mean she’s interested. But in reality, she’s just being polite so she doesn’t get stiffed on the tip.”

Common Offenders

The study identified three main categories of men who refuse to read the room:

• The Regular Who Thinks He’s Charming – Comes in three times a week, orders the same thing, and somehow believes the waitress remembers him because he’s “special,” not because he complains about the temperature of his fries every time.

• The Drunk Philosopher – Slurs his way through a conversation about how rare it is to meet a woman with depth before inviting the waitress to a “private after-party” that totally exists.

• The Generous Creep – Leaves a 20% tip and his phone number as if his unsolicited digits are a prize.

“I just want to pay my rent,” said local waitress Emma Carson. “I don’t need a 55-year-old man telling me I ‘have a beautiful energy’ while I’m carrying a tray of nachos.”

Bartenders Weigh In

Male bartenders also shared their observations, confirming that the same men who get handsy with the waitresses mysteriously become respectful when dealing with a male server.

“Oh, when I serve them, suddenly they can order without commenting on my ‘pretty hands,’” said bartender Mike Daniels. “It’s like magic.”

What Can Be Done?

Experts suggest a radical new strategy: Treat waitresses like human beings. Instead of attempting cringe-worthy pick-up lines, customers are encouraged to:

✅ Order politely

✅ Say “thank you”

✅ Tip well

✅ Go home

“Just because a woman is being nice to you doesn’t mean she wants to date you,” said Dr. Boundaries. “Waitresses are paid to be friendly. If you want a woman to like you, try talking to one who isn’t legally required to pretend to care about your day.”

Final Thought

As this revolutionary study makes the rounds, researchers are considering their next project: Teaching men that buying a woman a drink does not mean she owes them a conversation.

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