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Harris County to Replace All Street Signs with Emojis in Bold Move Toward “Universal Language”
By Paige Turner In an effort to modernize and simplify navigation, Harris County officials have announced a plan to replace all...
Jan 291 min read


Local Chef Unveils Bold New BBQ Sauce Featuring “Authentic” Galveston Bay Water
By Cole Slawson A Houston chef is making waves in the culinary world with his latest creation—a BBQ sauce made with unfiltered Galveston...
Jan 291 min read


The Woodlands to Convert 70% of All Roads Into Tollways to Fund “Luxury Mosquito Control”
By Lane Feesman Drivers in The Woodlands will soon be paying a premium for their morning commutes, as officials announce plans to convert...
Jan 291 min read


Chick-fil-A Announces Surprise ‘Pride Week’ Celebration—In February
By Cole Slawson In a shocking turn of events, Chick-fil-A has announced it will celebrate Pride Week during the last week of February, a...
Jan 291 min read


City Council Debates Whether Houston Really Needs More Strip Malls – Decision Delayed Indefinitely
By Mallory McMall In what has become a shocking debate, Houston’s City Council has once again postponed the decision on whether the city...
Jan 291 min read


Whistleblower Reveals Big Oil Companies Betting on Next Spill—And Maybe Causing Them
By Slick Gamble A shocking new report reveals that major oil companies aren’t just making money off oil—they’re allegedly making side...
Jan 291 min read


Truth Behind New “Driver” Signs in Suburban Houston Vehicles: A Secret Plan?
By Lane Turnor, The Houston Throb A new, mysterious trend has been spotted in the suburbs around Houston: vehicles with signs reading...
Jan 281 min read


Residents Demand Giant Mosquito Statue to Honor the City’s True Icon
By Buzz Woodley, The Houston Throb In a move to honor Houston’s most resilient resident, a group of locals has launched a petition for a...
Jan 281 min read


New River Oaks Development Promises Homes for Everyone—Starting at $7 Million
By Bill Highrise In a move that promises to solve Houston’s housing crisis , a new River Oaks development is offering affordable...
Jan 281 min read


Houston Declares Every Restaurant a Tex-Mex Restaurant After Controversy
By Juanita Spice, The Houston Throb In a bold move to settle the ongoing debate over Houston’s culinary identity, city officials have...
Jan 281 min read


Houston Drivers Now Required to Pass Left Lane Etiquette Class
By The Houston Throb Staff In an effort to curb the chaos on Houston’s highways, local authorities have announced that all drivers must...
Jan 281 min read


Houston’s Iconic Cockroaches Considered for New City Mascot
By Richie McBuzz Move over, Astros and Rockets—Houston’s new mascot might be scurrying its way into the spotlight. Officials have...
Jan 281 min read


Texas to Legalize Weed by Renaming It “Patriot Grass”
By The Houston Throb Staff In a move to sidestep the controversy surrounding marijuana, Texas lawmakers have announced their solution:...
Jan 281 min read


Hobby Airport Rebrands as “Houston’s Little Airport That Could”
By The Houston Throb Staff In a bold attempt to shed its reputation as Houston’s “less glamorous airport,” Hobby Airport has launched a...
Jan 281 min read


Bayou Brews Unveils Beer Made with Buffalo Bayou Water: “Houston in a Glass”
By The Houston Throb Staff Local brewery Bayou Brews has launched its boldest creation yet: Buffalo Bayou Brown Ale, brewed with water...
Jan 281 min read
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